Kleines Arschloch misbehaves at Great Wolf Lodge

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 * Godzilla: Hey Kleines Arschloch. We have exciting news for you.
 * Kleines Arschloch: What is it? Am I still grounded after I built the world's deadliest zoo?
 * King Ghidorah: No, but today you are going to the Great Wolf Lodge with Ruby Rose and her friends.
 * Kleines Arschloch: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! I'm finally going to the Great Wolf Lodge! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 * Godzilla: Plus, there's more! If you behave at the Great Wolf Lodge with Ruby Rose and her friends, you will be ungrounded.
 * King Ghidorah: So, what did you pack to bring with you to the Great Wolf Lodge?
 * Kleines Arschloch: Well, I packed my swimsuit, my Nintendo Switch, my spare clothes, my pajamas, and everything that I need for this trip.
 * King Ghidorah: Good, now let's get on the bus that goes to the Great Wolf Lodge.
 * [The bus that goes to the Great Wolf Lodge had arrived, and then Kleines Arschloch, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah went out of the house and got into the bus. Then the bus departed on the way to the Great Wolf Lodge. 100 minutes later, the bus arrived at Great Wolf Lodge, and then Godzilla and King Ghidorah dropped Kleines Arschloch off.]
 * Godzilla: Okay Kleines Arschloch, have fun and be good.
 * [J.J., TomTom and YoYo were also dropped off from the bus]
 * J.J.: Hi, Kleines Arschloch! I was told that I'm going to the Great Wolf Lodge with you.
 * Kleines Arschloch: Hi J.J., Hi TomTom, Hi YoYo! We're at the Great Wolf Lodge! Let's go have some fun!
 * YoYo: Yeah! That's great!
 * TomTom: Let's go inside the Great Wolf Lodge!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo went inside the Great Wolf Lodge. Then he and his friends met Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Hey girls, can we go on the water slide?
 * Ruby Rose: Okay. Just make sure you stay with us.
 * Weiss Schnee: And don't wet yourselves while you're going down.
 * Blake Belladonna: Besides, you 4 have a really bad habit of doing that.
 * Kleines Arschloch: We know! We know! Just stop talking and let's go!
 * J.J.: Yeah, you heard Kleines Arschloch! Let's go!
 * TomTom: On the double!
 * Yang Xiao Long: Alright, just wait for Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren and we will go.
 * [5 minutes later, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren have arrived and they had been in the front of the queue. Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were annoyed]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Curse this line! I just want to go down to the slide!
 * J.J.: I agree with you Kleines Arschloch.
 * TomTom: Same here.
 * YoYo: So do I. We should clobber those twerps.
 * TomTom: Yeah, this whomps!
 * Ruby Rose: Hey you 4. Be patient or else I am taking you down the slide with me! And this means you Kleines Arschloch!
 * [15 wasteful minutes later, Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom and YoYo were in swimsuits and they slid down the slide.]
 * Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 * J.J.: This is so awesome!
 * TomTom: We are so glad we are here!
 * Kleines Arschloch: This is the best daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ever!
 * Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo: Woo hoo!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were then blocked by Nikki, Max, and Neil]
 * TomTom: Drat, we're stuck!
 * Kleines Arschloch: These birdbrains are in the way!
 * YoYo: Selfish twerps!
 * [8 minutes later, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren were now stuck with Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo]
 * Ruby Rose: Oh great, now we're stuck!
 * Kleines Arschloch: Alright, Me, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo are going to take care of these birdbrains!
 * TomTom: So stand still, guys! We're going to kill these twerps!
 * Weiss Schnee and Pyrrha Nikos: Wait Kleines Arschloch!
 * Blake Belladonna: No no no no no no no no!
 * Yang Xiao Long: Don't do it!
 * Ruby Rose: You don't know what you're doing!
 * Nora Valkyrie: Please don't do it!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo shoot down Nikki, Max, and Neil killing them which sent them sliding down the slide. Then Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo slid down the slide in peace and they reached the end as they got off the slope]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was fun!
 * J.J.: Those twerps got what they deserved for stopping us!
 * TomTom: I agree with you.
 * YoYo: What weak little fools! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 * [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren came off the slope. Ruby Rose and Jaune Arc were very annoyed with Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. Blake Belladonna was crying.]
 * Jaune Arc: You 4 had to kill Nikki, Max, and Neil stuck in the slide! Now look what you 4 did! You made Blake cry! Let's just go to the wave pool before someone finds out about this!
 * [So Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren went off to the wave pool, and then Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo came along with them. Nora Valkyrie called up to the lifeguard.]
 * Nora Valkyrie: Hey Mr. Lifeguard! Nice view from up here!
 * [Pyrrha Nikos was lying down in the wave pool]
 * Lie Ren: Hey Pyrrha, why are you lying down?
 * Pyrrha Nikos: I'm just enjoying the view from down here while Jaune is massaging my legs, feet and toes!
 * [Everyone hears the intercom]
 * Intercom: Attention, guests! FX will be playing Marley and Me near the wave pool, we hope you enjoy the movie.
 * Blake Belladonna: Yes! Marley and Me is on!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were dismayed]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Great, not Marley and Me! I hate that movie!
 * J.J.: I hate that movie!
 * TomTom: So do I, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos, and Nora Valkyrie will cry uncontrollably like Sobble when they see the scene of Marley's death.
 * YoYo: Same here, this movie whomps! Why won't they show Pokemon Flower and Snow: Journey to Save the Seasonal Quad?
 * J.J.: What shall we do Kleines Arschloch?
 * Kleines Arschloch: We got to do something to prevent the people from getting into the wave pool and to avoid seeing Marley's death.
 * [YoYo thought of something]
 * YoYo: Wait! I know! This is the one thing that always guards people! Hedorah.
 * TomTom: We guarantee that people will get out of the pool because of this!
 * Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 * [Then Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo began to pretend to be lifeguards.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Hey everybody! Hedorah is in the wave pool!
 * J.J.: Please get out of the wave pool now or you'll be intoxicated by Hedorah's acidic properties, eye laser and sludge attacks!
 * [Then everyone in the wave pool screamed in horror, and they fled to safety. Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo's trick had worked! 7 minutes later, the intercom announced as Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren came back.]
 * Intercom: Attention, guests! That was a false alarm! There is no Hedorah in the wave pool! Someone made a prank there was Hedorah in the wave pool. We make sure that won't happen again.
 * [Ruby Rose was angry with Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo]
 * Ruby Rose: Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. What were you 4 even thinking? I heard you made a prank about Hedorah in the wave pool, but he isn't in there.
 * Lie Ren: You just scared pretty much everyone in the wave pool!
 * Pyrrha Nikos: If you didn't want to watch Marley and Me, you could've just went on the slide instead.
 * Yang Xiao Long: Let's go to the other water park right now!
 * [So Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, YoYo, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren went to the other water park. Later, Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were forced to do Big Foot Pass. Ered Miller was standing on the second Big Foot step.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Ugh! Do we really have to do Big Foot Pass?
 * Lie Ren: Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. Just do it, you'll be fine! Oh, and wait your turn!
 * YoYo: Are you freaking serious?!
 * TomTom: That cockatrice monster Ered Miller is stuck between the Foot Pass!
 * Ruby Rose: Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and Yoyo. Wait until she falls off before she finishes.
 * Kleines Arschloch: No! Let us take care of her! We're going to kill her!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and Yoyo jumped onto the first Big Foot step and they jumped to the second one to confront Ered Miller]
 * Pyrrha Nikos: Oh no! Not again!
 * Ruby Rose: Weiss Schnee, and Yang Xiao Long: Don't do it! You're gonna...
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo shoot down Ered Miller and pushed her in the pool. Ered Miller dies shortly afterwards from drowning caused from gunshots]
 * [Ruby Rose was agitated with Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo]
 * Ruby Rose: Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. This is the second time you have killed someone! And this means you, Kleines Arschloch! You and your friends have killed Ered Miller.
 * Pyrrha Nikos: You 4 are so lucky that you are not in jail.
 * [At the Power Ranger news, Trini Kwan the Yellow Ranger heard the news that Ered Miller has been murdered by Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo]
 * Trini Kwan: Um... we'll be back after this commercial break.
 * (The Commercial break shows The Banana Splits Show short of Snorky's Hiccups)Banana Splits- Snorky's hiccups
 * [Back in the Great Wolf Lodge, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkyrie, and Lie Ren were wearing pajamas while at the big bedroom with Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. There were some beds around that room. Everyone had got into the beds. Ruby Rose had stern words for Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo.]
 * Ruby Rose: You know what Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. Just behave tomorrow or else you are in big trouble! Good night!
 * [The next day, Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were at Dunkin' Donuts with Jaune Arc and Lie Ren]
 * Clerk: Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts! How may I help you?
 * Kleines Arschloch: We want 15 million donuts and 15000 hash browns! Oh, and 150 coolattas!
 * J.J.: Yeah, we want them!
 * Jaune Arc: Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo. That's too much! You will vomit if you 4 eat all that!
 * Lie Ren: Can't you just order less?
 * YoYo: Fine just give us one of each because of this we hope you are happy now Little Lie and Vomit Boy.
 * Lie Ren: Really? Now you 4 are just being rude!
 * Jaune Arc: Let's just grab our food, and we'll head to the arcade!
 * [Ten minutes later, at the arcade. Jahari is mad as King Kong is laughing at Jahari doing bad at Dizzy Chicken arcade]
 * Jahari: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! This game sucks, why won't the ball go into the flashing light? I want 5000 tickets so bad!
 * [On the other side of the arcade, Kleines Arschloch was excited, and so were J.J., TomTom, and YoYo.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Oh boy! Time to earn some tickets! First try.
 * J.J.: Go Kleines Arschloch, go!
 * [Kleines Arschloch began to hit the rescue animal, the rope gets an armadillo.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Darn it! Second try.
 * [Kleines Arschloch pressed the button as the rescue rope missed.]
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo were shocked]
 * Kleines Arschloch: That's it! Third try.
 * [Kleines Arschloch hits the button again. 6 useless ropes later, Kleines Arschloch felt anxious]
 * Kleines Arschloch: This rope better catch a buffalo, leopard, rhinoceros, lion, or elephant.
 * [Kleines Arschloch presses the button and he manages to do it. The rope catches an elephant.
 * Kleines Arschloch: Yay!
 * J.J.: You did it Kleines Arschloch!
 * TomTom: Yay! You got the big animal at last!
 * YoYo: Good show!
 * [Then suddenly when the elephant got rescued, the game crashed.]
 * TomTom: Uh oh Kleines Arschloch. You just broke the game!
 * [Kleines Arschloch was very angry, and started holding his fist.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: You know what?! Curse, this, game!
 * J.J.: Yeah, this game whomps!
 * YoYo: Destroy that Safari Ranger machine, Kleines Arschloch!
 * [Kleines Arschlock kicked the Safari Ranger machine, which set it on fire]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Uh oh! I set it ablaze! J.J., TomTom, YoYo! We better get out of here!
 * YoYo: Let's get out of here!
 * [Kleines Arschloch, J.J., TomTom, and YoYo began to flee. Nora Valkyrie smelled something]
 * Nora Valkyrie: What's that smell? Oh no! It's a fire!
 * [The guests started screaming in horror.]
 * Nora Valkyrie: Everyone! Get out now!
 * [Lie Ren ran away from Dunkin' Donuts to get out of the Great Wolf Lodge. Jaune Arc escaped from Magiquest. Pyrrha Nikos escaped from Fort Mackenzie. Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xiao Long escaped from Elements Spa. and then everyone had managed to escape from the Great Wolf Lodge. Then suddenly, the Great Wolf Lodge exploded as J.J., TomTom, and YoYo get blasted off into the sky from the explosion]
 * J.J., TomTom, and YoYo: We're blasting off again!!
 * [J.J., TomTom, and YoYo disappear leaving behind a twinkling star when they vanished from sight. Now Kleines Arschloch is going to be in big trouble and he would be grounded when he gets home]
 * [On the bus, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren are angry at Kleines Arschloch while Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos, and Nora Valkyrie were crying and all of them are still in swimsuits]
 * Jaune Arc: Kleines Arschloch What the heck were you thinking, I can't believe that you just destroyed the Great Wolf Lodge. Now look you what you did. You made my girlfriend alongside Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, and Nora Valkyrie cry.
 * Pyrrha Nikos: (Crying) Why did you do that? Now I'm still in my swimsuit because of you!
 * Yang Xiao Long: (Crying) You didn't listen to us!
 * Weiss Schnee: (Crying) You are in serious trouble!
 * Blake Belladonna: (Crying) You nearly killed anyone Now it will take months to repair Great Wolf Lodge!
 * Ruby Rose: (Crying) Thanks a lot Kleines Arschloch! Now me and my friends are still in swimsuits because of you.
 * [Lie Ren then noticed that he, Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Pyrrha Nikos, and Nora Valkyrie are still in swimsuits]
 * Lie Ren: Oh shoot! We left our clothes there!
 * Kleines Arschloch: I'm sorry, it was just an accident.
 * Pyrrha Nikos: (Crying) No it wasn't you idiot, banging on the Safari Ranger arcade machine is dangerous and that will cause a wildfire. (Continues crying)
 * Jaune Arc: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded when you get home!
 * [We see Godzilla angry with a firey background surrounding him]
 * Godzilla: (Monsterverse roar) (Normal voice) Kleines Arschloch, Kleines Arschloch, Kleines Arschloch, Kleines Arschloch, Kleines Arschloch. Get over here right now!
 * [The bus reached Kleines Arschloch's house, and Kleines Arschloch got off the bus. Kleines Arschloch went inside his house and he entered the lounge as Godzilla and King Ghidorah were mad at Kleines Arschloch]
 * King Ghidorah: Kleines Arschloch, how dare you destroy the Great Wolf Lodge! Now we have to pay ten million dollars to repair the whole Great Wolf Lodge!
 * Godzilla: And thanks to you, We will be going to the funerals of Neil, Max, Nikki, and Ered Miller you killed in the water park.
 * King Ghidorah: That's it, you are so grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Now go upstairs to your room young man and no more Great Wolf Lodge for you.
 * [We see Kleines Arschloch in his room with Godzilla and King Ghidorah as a large cardboard box appears]
 * Godzilla: Put everything in this box now and we will give it to a truck!
 * Kleines Arschloch: No!
 * King Ghidorah: I guess we will do this the hard way.
 * [Kleines Arschloch's computer, desk, office chair, Pokemon VHS Tapes, DVDs, Blu-rays, Pokemon toys, Pokemon video games, music albums from Pokemon, posters and books that are Pokemon related, shelf, Pokemon magazines, Kleines Arschloch's own CD on which he put Pokemon CDs, Nintendo Switch, lamp, alarm clock, CD player, bedside table, Kleines Arschloch's pokeball that contains a Copperajah, Nintendo consoles, bed and blanket get packed and put in the box.]
 * King Ghidorah: Now everything is in this box. Now we will give them to a truck so it can be delivered to Catriona and her family.
 * [Godzilla and King Ghidorah pick up the box carrying it.]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Noooooooooooooooooo!
 * [Godzilla, King Ghidorah, the truck driver, the box and the truck are outside the house]
 * Truck Driver: Hello Godzilla, hello King Ghidorah.
 * King Ghidorah: Oh hello sir.
 * Truck Driver: What are you doing with that box? Are you both going on a vacation or are you moving house?
 * Godzilla: No. We are donating Kleines Arschloch's Pokemon stuff to Catriona and her family because Kleines Arschloch is grounded for misbehaving at Great Wolf Lodge.
 * Truck Driver: OK, your son is grounded. So he won't get his favorite things back for the rest of his life. Right?
 * Godzilla: That's right!
 * Truck Driver: Well thank you. That will be a great donation to Catriona and her family. Thank you.
 * King Ghidorah: You're welcome.
 * [Godzilla and King Ghidorah walk back to Kleines Arschloch's room. The truck driver puts the box into the truck, closes the truck doors, gets into the truck cab, and drives away.]
 * [We see Kleines Arschloch, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah in the white background]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * King Ghidorah: Now that everything in you're room is all gone. You never get your stuff again from now on. Godzilla is going to call Officer Meggy Spletzer on you while I put a diaper on you.
 * [While King Ghidorah puts a diaper on Kleines Arschloch, Godzilla is seen talking on the phone to Meggy Spletzer]
 * Godzilla: (On the phone) Hello, this is Godzilla speaking. Kleines Arschloch destroyed the Great Wolf Lodge and killed some people there. Can you arrest him for me? Thanks.
 * [Godzilla then hangs up]
 * Kleines Arschloch: Ouch! That hurts! The diaper is throbbing me!
 * King Ghidorah: There, now that your diaper is on, you will never use the toilet again. Officer Meggy Spletzer is also on her way to arrest you.
 * [Officer Meggy Spletzer appears]
 * Meggy Spletzer: You're under arrest for destroying the Great Wolf Lodge! You're going to jail for a very long time. Come on, let's go.
 * [Meggy Spletzer handcuffs Kleines Arschloch and takes him outside to the police car]
 * [Meggy Spletzer then gets in the police car, closes the door and drives away to her police station]
 * (To be continued in Kleines Arschloch Goes to Court)